Google Panda Samurai: Day of Online Writers Destruction (Google Attacks Content Farms)

-A parody presentation of the Google Attack on Content Farms and their Dominion of the Web and their evil alliance-

The Blockbuster season began earlier this year with the “Google Panda Samurai: Day of Online Writers Destruction,” by Executive Producer Mott Cotts. The feature was released in February in an attempt to rectify the reputation of the Google Search Results Productions.

The failure of Search Productions such as “Spammers,” “Spinners” and “Low-Quality Content Invasion” has placed the reputation of the Google Search Results Productions in jeopardy.

The release of this G.S.R.P. (Google Search Results Productions) Motion Picture feature will play a decisive role in the future of web searchers and viewers and the validity of the Google production team. Instead of the normal Summer Blockbuster season, Cotts felt the immediately release would be beneficial to correct the company’s image. Will it be enough to save the company or will it end up being like the sinking of the Titanic?

A scene from Google Panda Samurai: Day of Online Writers Destruction where the Google-Bots rise to destroy the Content Farmers. The horror and panic in the realization from the content farmers when they see the fierce attack that Google has sent upon them.

Google has unleashed the fierce Kung Fu Panda to lead this attack and seeks complete annihilation of online writing competition to the Google market with the paying syndicate writers.

Google has declared War on content farm web sites, it proclaims, to clean up the World Wide Web from non-essential writers, spammers, low-quality content/writers and to boost the Google Image in the Search Engine world.

Kung Fu Panda: Google has brought in the Kung Fu Panda to star in the Blockbuster event. The selection of Kung Fu Panda as Google the Samurai Panda in this feature hopes to lend the cuddly, softer image of the main character as he goes out in his rampage on the content farm invaders.

Google the Samurai Panda! He is ruthless, relentless, unstoppable, overpowering and brings condemnation in this powerful role in the War on the Web. Farm critics have been shocked by the performance. Attacks have come out against his role and the effect it has had to online viewers.

Will this be the come-back Google Panda was hoping for or a "falling from web-grace" as others have seen from such a controversial and universal move?

--Algorithm Gang:

The google-bots that infiltrate the web space and secretly destroy the ranking of any writers who are not part of the Google select group; the Googlelites. These minions have no conscience, just follow orders.

Placement of ranking and quality censorship is their goal as their spread throughout the Web-land to select which content to allow or disallow in the Google search results.

The content farmers that are found will be push to the back of search results or de-indexed.

--Syndicated Webmasters:

Last starred in "Online News," "Commercial Blogging" and the world wide sensation "Commercial Sales." Once the heroes of the Web, now are looking to buy their way back into the World Wide Web market.

A great financial effort is being placed in the Google Panda Samurai feature in hope of revitalizing their careers.

Syndicated webmasters hope to once again dominate the front pages of search results with their products and information.

--Commercial Journalism Writers:

Returning to the journalistic scene after a lengthy stint at a writer's rehab for lazy, boring and poorly researched articles that were out indexed by farm content writers.

Syndication of information has become the new method of attack for the commercial journalist, which has caused uproar with internet researchers.Commercial Journalists are hoping to again make revenue from a front page ranking role from Google Panda.

With the rush to be first to report online news and the strong competition, commercial journalists do not want to use their time to research for the most relevant keywords or tags to help with their content ranking.

They believe their name as "professional journalists" should be enough to outrank any other online writer. The busy, daily grind of professional writing has pushed deep research to the back of list and the salaries of paid professionals is not enough to motivate these journalists to put more effort into quality writings.

The World Wide Web has become filled with the influences of the Content Farms. These Online Writing Farms have taken over the content of all search results for those seeking valid information on the “information highway: the Internet.”

These Freelance writers of content farms quickly rose to the top of the Internet search results. Keyword optimization, back-linking and rapid content publication was their strength.

The Spammers, spinners and low quality invaders worked their way inside the content farms and began to rise to the top of the search engines. With little to no moderation from the head Farm masters, they spread their content all over the internet.

Internet viewers, professional journalist and News syndication sites are fed-up with irrelevant and spammy search results, the competition and complained to the Google-master. King Cotts, Head of the Google Regime, decides he has had enough and released the Google Panda Samurai with his Algorithm gang to seek and destroy all of the web content farms and their writers to the bottom of the search results.

The rise of the content farms has taken the power of the Google Empire to a record high level. The problem arose when the power hungry websites such as the News networks, Website owners and Newspaper/Magazine Online editors and journalists saw they were losing their hold on the control of the web material.

The sudden rise from the kingdom peasants such as Demand Studio, E-How, Squidoo, E-zine Articles and HubPages threatens the reign of the Power players and their revenue on the web and must be stopped.

The initial release schedule is for the United States, followed by all other English speaking nations. Eventually this feature will go worldwide.

Will Google Panda Samurai be the great return to Google Domination of the World Wide Web Kingdom? Or, will this feature be a blockbuster “bust” and bomb to the viewers of the internet?

How will the Online Search Censorship by Google be viewed by the people who use the web for information?

He cuts, slices and dices with unmerciful vengeance against those who do not succumb to his censorship!

Beware of the Google Samurai Panda.

Review Rating: Adult-Violence-Language-Adult Content-Mature Audiences

The writers and creators of the Google Algorithm may have had the right thought when they began this online websites and writers onslaught, but the end result is: the internet is no better than it was. If anything, the Google search engine results are more syndication for news, which means short and duplication material.

The Google search results now appear to be more driven by commercial sites that want money from the viewers instead of providing information.

YouTube and Blogger, owned by Google appear to have greatly benefited as well as the main content farm targets, Demand Studio and E-How.

Has the Giant of the Internet claimed "censorship" of the search results people will now view on the World Wide Web? Has Google sold out to the power of the money driven webmasters? Or will Google see the same fate as Alta Vista? Bing is waiting in the wings, ready to take over if Google stumbles.

It appears that the "Content Farm" military-like action by The Google Web Army led by Google Panda Samurai has been infiltrated by Syndicated News Sites for their own agenda.

After the Google Panda Algorithm Strike went worldwide, the Google Search Engine has become even more cluttered with low-quality and duplicated content. Viewers and Online Writers are infuriated by this revelation.

One "Secret Undercover Online Blogger" Allyn Hane is exposing this manipulation within the Google Ranks. How will this affect the Matt Cutts and his Content Farm Destruction Production?

You can find out the online secrets discovered by Blogger Illustrated online now. The special report hits direct and hard on the war campaign.

"Hey Google, I Found Some Content Farms For You To Zap!"