I Want a Beautiful, Hot, Sexy, Desirable Woman: A Redneck Woman
81What makes a woman beautiful, hot, sexy and desirable? Is it her hot and sexy body? Is it outward beauty what makes a woman desirable? Is it her beautiful eyes, her voluptuous rosy red lips, long thick bouncy shiny hair, or tan skin tone?
While most men will look for the outward appearance such as her figure, chest size and waste line, there is more, to a real woman. A real woman captures the inner beauty, inner strength, is resilient and independent. Beauty is not a size 0 dress size.
The real beauty of a woman will reflect itself through her heart and her confidence. Real beauty is not hidden by make-up, hair-do or expensive clothing. Beauty inside as well as the outside is a true gem. This woman will be the light of any room. Her presence will shine above any other in comparison.
What I look
for in a woman is her ability to be her true self. Beauty on the outside is great, but without an "inner beauty" that resonates to the outside, the outward appearance means nothing. I want to know who the person is, not just who she shows herself to be.
I look for a woman who can
go toe-to-toe with me in any circumstances. A strong will, sense of humor and
some fire in her personality.I want a woman who is at least my equal.
I don’t want a woman who just follows behind me, but beside me. I look for a woman who will challenge me and keep me alert.
Where can I find a woman like that? I know what I see as the perfect beautiful, hot sexy and desirable real woman and will share with you in this article what I look for in that perfect woman.
The Perfect Woman
I want a redneck woman! Redneck women don’t take crap off of anyone. Redneck women don’t back down, but will throw the first punch if she is offended or to defend those around her. A redneck woman will shoot first and forget the questioning. It is over.
Redneck women don’t need fancy clothes or tons of make-up to make them hot, sexy and desirable. Redneck women ooze sexiness. Redneck women are tough. Redneck women know what they want and how to get it. Redneck women don’t mince words; just say it as it is.
Cat Fight over their man is a real turn on for men
Redneck women don’t want her man to come home and spill his guts about his “feelings.” She don’t give a crap about his whining, just wants her man to do what she wants and she better not have to say it twice.
Redneck women don’t waste their time playing mind games. If a redneck woman is fed-up with you, you had better get moving and move it quickly. You sure don’t want to piss-off a redneck woman.
Look at the size of those...Horns!
A redneck woman will work just as hard as or harder than her man. Redneck women don’t mind getting their hands dirty working in the garden or working under the hood of a car. A redneck woman on a tractor in the field, who hunts and fishes, is perfect! I love a woman who can shoot as well as I can.
Redneck women don’t get offended when men do men things, but joins right in. A redneck woman will cut a fart and laugh about it or even brag about how much she is better than her man is at it.
A redneck woman is inventive. There is no task that she cannot handle. You won’t see her calling a repairman to do what she will do herself. And if she needs an extra pair of hands, well she has the right tools to get the man she wants for the project.
These Ladies are Hot, Desirable, Sexy and My Kind of Woman! Yeah!
The Perfect Woman Questionare
Do you meet the criteria for my perfect woman? Answers a few questions and let’s see how you fit.
- Can You Cook?
- Can You Shoot a Gun?
- Can You Hunt?
- Do You Own a Boat?
- Do You Ride ATV’s?
- Do You Like Mud?
- Can You Clean Deer, Fish, etc?
- Can You Drive a Tractor?
- Can You Work on a Car or Truck?
- Do You Wear Cowboy Boots?
If you answered “Yes” to all 10 of these questions, you are the Perfect Redneck Woman candidate for possible dating, relationship, love or marriage. Please send picture of boat, gun, fishing pole and ATV. Be sure to enclose a picture of you with biggest deer kill and fish with you in photo.
The first meeting will require you to cook your best meals for me and the guys. You pass the test and you might just be the winner of...The Perfect Redneck Woman of the Year!
Catherine Bach-What A Woman
Daisy Duke | The Standard for the Perfect Redneck Woman
Daisy Duke was the cousin or Bo and Luke Duke on the TV series The Dukes of Hazzard. Catherine Bach originated the role of Daisy Duke in the TV series which aired for 6 years beginning 1979 to 1985. Daisy Duke instantly became a very important part of the cast and was one of the hottest poster pin-up girls across America. The red bikini wore in a couple of the TV episodes was used in a poster that rivaled sales of Farrah Fawcett and Rachel Welch. The cut-off shorts that Daisy always wore on the show became synonymous with her character. Women everywhere had to have a pair of shorts just like hers.
Daisy Duke had a natural beauty and sex appeal about her. She could charm a man out of anything she wanted. Daisy Duke could be the innocent acting sweet country girl next door type of woman or she could join in the fight with her cousins to avoid the corrupt law enforcement of Hazzard County or any outlaw that pass their way.
Gretchen Wilson-Modern Day Perfect Redneck Woman
In the 1990’s Gretchen Wilson popped onto the Country Music scene with her hit single “A Redneck Woman.” The song became an anthem for women everywhere.
"Redneck Woman" propelled Gretchen Wilson to instant stardom in Country music and into the hearts of country and redneck American warm blooded men everywhere.
Carrie Underwood-Warns Men About Cheating
In her hit single “Before He Cheats,” Carrie Underwood describes the wrath of a pissed-off redneck country woman. The song is about a woman who is cheated on by her man and she takes revenge to teach him a lesson about what happens when a woman is scorned.
The Redneck woman takes no B.S. off her man or anyone else. On a positive side, a redneck woman is very loyal to her man when he walks the line she has placed for him.
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I'm a country girl, not a redneck woman... I don't own a boat, and never have, but my husband owns three of them... and wants a fourth. And I don't like ATVs -- horses are much better, and he can gut his own fish, though I help with the big game. :)
We have quite a few of those down here in Oklahoma. Carrie Underwood is an Okie.
Hahaa, awesome Hub!
Great hub I was with you up until the hunting part and cleaning deer. I even change the oil in the tractor Love to shoot just not an animal. Funny and to the point now I have to read more. Thanks
just a walker
This is the very true:
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I don’t want a woman who just follows behind me, but beside me. I look for a woman who will challenge me and keep me alert.
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Exactly!!!
Voted up! :-)
you just described my mom. We own a farm in the Philippines and my mom manage it. My father worked in an office, LOL. You can imagine it, getting dirty, talking to 50 or so men, with guns at night patrolling the fields, and she does well in the house as well. My mom is the one fixing and climbing the roof, my father grew up in a more sheltered environment. She has little education unlike my father, but she knows her stuff and how to survive. They are opposite. My father call her "Manager, Boss". They complement each other...She is a Filipina redneck, LOL!!
You know, I kept reading the title as "redhead". As I was reading it and laughing my ass off I kept noticing that most if not all of these weren't redheads. There goes my Freudian slip for the desires of a redhead. Or something.
But I don't judge. Redhead, brunette, blonde... I'll take them all ;)
I agree, Michael Willis.
Thanks for this hub.
Great hub! And I am happy to admit that questions 1-9 are me. As for number 10, it's summer and I have been barefoot since June. Haha
I wish you get one or have you got already?
Married women answering this sight and describing what their husbands have, shouldn't we consider that cheating? That Daisy was fine until she got Duked and the kids came along. I still have no idea what those Duke boys did for a living.
Wow, that is one tough list to make the mark. Good luck in your search, and don't settle! By the way, I'm pretty sure that Catherine Bach spent hours getting her hair and makeup "did" for the show. But she was a looker! Interesting hub, thanks for the good read!
Hmm, I knew I had a streak of redneck in me. I qualified for seven out of the ten answers. To this day, my bro isn't too happy I can outshoot him. There is something to that subborn pride of a redneck woman, when some man tells her she can't do something because she is a girl. Watch out boys, and be ready to eat your words when you stumble like that. Awesome hub! I am still laughing!
Fun hub! You should set up a dating service! Voted up & funny.
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Cagsil Level 7 Commenter 13 months ago
Hey Michael, this was too funny and pretty awesome at the same time. :) I like the Catherine Bach mention, as I was a fan of the Duke Boys. :P And, she was a hottie then. Thank you for sharing what you want in a woman. LOL! :) Always interesting to learn about people. :)