Toilet Bowl 2010 Championship-Man vs Woman-Toilet Lid-Seat Up or Down

The Championship of the Toilet Bowl 2010 is up for grabs between the Men and the Women in a gender as well as relationship battle that has caused great division and distress between the two sexes. Should the toilet seat stay up or should the toilet seat go down?

In the Sports world there are similar battles for Championships and the right to claim superiority over your opponent. In Football we have the NFL Super Bowl Championship which showcases the physical as well as mental physical dominance of one team over another team. In NFL Football the battle is played with a pigskin ball on a field of grass or artificial turf with game rules for the competition.

In the battle for dominance of the toilet seat position in the bathroom, the field of play is the bathroom. There is no sports ball. The object is the “Toilet Seat” of the ceramic toilet in the bathroom. Only the Will power and the mental capabilities of each person are involved. The Male and the Female physicality are equal in this battle. It is a true battle of one's "Will Power" to have control of the opponent. This is the Super Bowl of the Toilet Seat.

The toilet (commode as called in some cultures) is a plumbing fixture for disposal of human waste: urine and fecal matter. This is a necessity in modern era. The parts of the toilet are the tank, bowl, seat and cover. The tank holds the water ready for flushing after human use. The bowl is the compartment for the urine and fecal matter to be disposed and there is a small amount of water at all times in the bowl. The toilet seat is the part of the toilet that is used when urine or fecal matter is to be disposed and allows for sitting for the person in need. The toilet lid is the cover for the toilet bowl. The toilet is located in the Bathroom part of a household or a specifically designed and marked area in a public facility.

The Up or Down position of the toilet seat has caused more issues in the male and female relationship than issues in the bedroom.The male 50 % of the time will be in the standing position for urinating. The other 50% the male will sit for fecal disposal. The female sits both to urinate and dispose of fecal matter. This is where the toilet battle begins. There is one male and one female both using one toilet.The toilet seat is the prize! Which gender will come out the victor in the ageless battle?

What’s the big deal about the toilet seat up or down? The issue should be about the Toilet Lid being down. The toilet bowl is filled with bacteria and gases from human waste. When the toilet is flushed after someone urinates or “takes a dump” the water washes the human waste away. The water makes a “spray” as it fills and washes the bowl and is splattered outside of the bowl to the floor, on the seat and any object close by. Close the Lid!

The battle of the toilet seat is more about who controls the bathroom and especially the toilet. Who deserves the convenience where the toilet seat is concerned, the male or the female? And the battle rages on, day after day, year after year.

The male body is built anatomically to where he is able to stand for the disposal of urine, where the female must be in the sitting position for urination. When the male has the need to urinate he will enter the facility where there is a toilet and if the toilet lid and/or seat are in the down position he will lift the one or both. If the male only lifts the toilet lid and not the toilet seat for urination, no matter how accurate the aim of the target, excess urine matter will be splattered onto the toilet seat. The male will place the toilet seat in the down position for disposing feces.

The female body is designed for disposing of bodily waste in the sitting position only. The female urinary tract does not allow for her to urinate in the standing position like her counterpart the male. When the female enters a bathroom facility with a toilet she will lift the toilet lid but will use the toilet seat always in the down position, for both methods of disposing urine and feces.

Stubborn Irvin- The master of avoidance with a million excuses for leaving the toilet lid up. Has the ability to make quick decision and turn the conversation away from the subject at hand. He will do whatever he chooses to do without any thought for the other participants around him. Stub-Irv can handle anything that the females throw his way and let things enter one ear and right out the other. Mr. Cool, never phased.

Splatter Bob- The most decorated male M.I.P. (Most Irritating Person) in the history of the Toilet Bowl competition. Bob is the one who makes the competition smelly and slippery by urinating all over the place. He engineers his sprinkles in the correct location like the toilet seat, the wall, the floor and even the counter to irritate the female counterpart and causes the female to lose her composure and even to embarrass her when there are house-guests. Bob was the inspiration behind the signs all over bathrooms in America, “If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.”

No-Flush Gus- Gus is known for his “Foul Odor” intimidation play. Easily the most flagrant foul penalized competitor in the history of the Toilet Bowl competition. The smells left behind after non-flushing of both urine and feces, can immobilize any threats of the female advancement to the toilet bowl. Officials have tried for years to get this type of behavior banned. Gus is the ultimate M.D.P. (Most Disgusting Person) of the battle.

Pee-Slinger Pete- The” Pee-Slinger” of the group. With amazing skills to hit his target from any distant. Peter can surprise from the front porch, behind the bushes, on the sidewalk or where ever he has the urge to urinate. Peter has no etiquette for where he urinates. All is fair game to him. When Pete is in the Toilet Bowl battle, you better be aware of his position.

Naggin’Nancy- The all-time vote receiver for her constant nagging. Won the Nag-Hag Award 5 years in a row. She never shuts up. She can nag day and night, even in her sleep. She has led to many men having to have ear-plugs and some to even have hearing-aids with volume controls added.

Bitchin’ Betty- The female Toilet Bowl Battle 6-time M.V.P. (Most Volatile Person). Betty is known for extreme shrills and yelling. Her battering words have kept neighborhoods on watch for hours upon hours. She has worn down many males and has helped to increase profits at the local bars in the community.

Leg-Lock Laney- Laney is a lady men hate to cross. Upset Laney and the legs are crossed. Nada, nope, the male is not getting any until she gets her way. Laney is the most penalized female in the history of the Toilet Bowl Battle for unsportsmanlike conduct. She is the cruelest of the female participants. She is the all-time Sexual-Gate-Keeper award winner in history.

Screechin’ Sally- Sally has the ability to get males to give into her with her loud screeching. Her high pitch when angry wears down the will of the male counterpart. Many men have succumbed to her will just to shut her up.

IceBerg Martha- Queen of the cold shoulder treatment, Martha can go days and weeks without even speaking to a man. Her evil looks will sear right through anyone. The Death-Stare is her lethal weapon. If Martha ever makes direct eye contact with her male competitor, he is doomed.

From the beginning of time, men and women have had to dispose of bodily waste. This is a biological function that is required after food and liquid consumption. In the Stone Age, there were no porcelain bowls to sit on or toilet paper for comfort in cleaning one’s self afterwards. The Caveman and Cave-Woman disposed naturally in the outdoors much like every other animal on the planet.

As eras passed, the human species became more civilized and developed ways to dispose of bodily wastes in a manner to allow privacy for this necessary human function. Man began wiping with leaves to cloth and then to toilet paper for the cleaning one’s behind after fecal disposal.

The “Outhouse” commonly known in the Unites States was one of the greatest inventions for human bodily waste disposal. It was built with four walls, a roof, a doorway and a raised sitting bench with a round hole cut out for the waste to be disposed in. The raised bench was beneficial for the disposal of feces for both male and female. The female was especially benefited since both methods of disposal was made more comfortable with the outhouse development.

The outhouse allowed for protection from nature’s elements such as rain and wind during bodily wastes disposal. Another benefit of the outhouse was for privacy. As the human species developed, the sense for personal privacy also emerged between the male and the female.

As we reach the modern day era, the Toilet Bowl is now the preferred method of human waste disposal. There are many accessories that help to create comfort while the human necessity of waste disposal occurs. The flushing of waste with clean water removes all waste from the area and pushes it through what is known as a plumbing system to rid the premise of all waste into a sewer system outside the home.

Decorative designs of toilets, lids, seats and automatic flushing systems are available. But one problem still remains; the up or down position of the toilet seat! Man prefers the up position, woman says the down position. The battle over the toilet seat has caused relationship problems. The man says, “Look before you sit down,” and the woman says, “it is out of respect for me for you to put the seat down.”

Women have fought for decades with the issue of equal rights in what is considered a man’s world. The female sex has made great strides to this point. But, there are times, when the female sex will choose to omit their equal rights status and want the male to have a place of servitude for their benefit. When it pleases the female sex, the rights are turned in the favor of the female. Thus the feud over the toilet seat continues to this day.There has to be an answer to this to satisfy both the male and female for peace between the two sexes.

The solution is here. What homes need is the male and female toilet system. The “His and Hers Toilets.” The “His” toilet comes open without a lid for quick and easy use. The “Hers” toilet comes with Lid and Seat built onto the toilet. The seat cannot be lifted since it is built onto the bowl.This would take out the issue of the toilet seat in the wrong position. The male would be happy with that, but then the woman would exclaim, “now I have two toilets to clean.” Better than falling in the toilet!

There is a way to resolve this issue. It is better than a battle of shouting, nagging, ruining lives and getting your blood pressure all raised up. Buy an electronic toilet. Get a Bidet! You can get one that is remote controlled. Place the remote on the wall by the toilet or place the remote at the bathroom entrance by the light switch. You can hit the Seat Position button as soon as you enter the bathroom to do your business and the lid or seat will be positioned just the way you like it. Ladies, no more your Derriere (bottom) falling into the toilet! Problem solved, right?

You can even have a nice and warm seat waiting for you. It is self-cleaning and it also will Clean You! How's that for a compromise to settle this ageless Battle between the Sexes? With a Bidet you can enjoy your time in the Bathroom with "peace."

Welcome everyone to this article. The Toilet Seat issue is one that has lasted the test of time! Leave it up or Leave it down. It is unbelievable the fights between men and women that have occurred over this issue.I chose to write this article after a forum I read about a lady upset about men leaving the toilet seat up. It was a fun forum thread to read and I chose to have some fun with this subject.

Now it is time for you to have your say on the Battle of Supremacy in the bathroom over the Toilet Seat and Toilet Lid. How big of a problem is this in your home? Please take the poll and let me know your position on this. Also leave me your comments and/or share your thoughts and experiences with the Toilet Seat battle in your home.

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