Redneck Cruise Line-Vacation|Redneck Travel Agency

Vacation get-away trips are on the mind of everyone as summer heats up or the cold fills the fall and winter months. The Holiday season makes a great time for family events and gatherings. While many vacationers will contact their favorite Travel Agency or search for an Online Travel Agent to book cruise line trips on a Caribbean Cruise Liner, Alaskan Cruise, or a Mediterranean Cruise, there are ways to have the same type of experience at a much lower budget cost vacation.

The economy has affected vacation plans for millions of Americans and that should not prevent you from having that summer get-away for yourself or the family vacation. Families can plan for vacation plans with a return to nature. Family vacations or adult vacations can be had close to home and be just as enjoyable as an airline trip across the continent, overseas or a stay in a vacation resort. It is very cost effective and can be a learning experience. It is not new, but has been around for a long, long time.

No more having to buy a new vacation wardrobe, special luggage, rental car to get around, tipping a bus-boy or taxi-cab fees. You can just relax, let “your-hair-down” and just be yourself and no one around you cares. It is all about having Fun!

I highly recommend you cancel that expensive airline trip, fancy cruise, resort, even the Disney World or Disneyland trip and check out this place I am introducing you to. You can go through a Travel Agency, search online or a magazine ad to find that special vacation that will be like no other.

Experience the great outdoors on American River Cruises through great vacation packages offered by Redneck Cruise Lines. The newest Cruise Boat is a 3 level luxury liner that showcases the true outdoor atmosphere. You will enjoy the outdoors in a new way on the river waterways of America.

The fabulous main deck is wide open and allows guest to enjoy the fresh air as you travel down the river trails with fine dining and booze.

You will enjoy the nature sounds of the frogs, crickets and whatever wild animal may be roaming on the banks of the river and in the woods.

Special Family Holiday and Honeymoon packages are available. A Family Reunion package can be purchased and catered with advance notice.

The Cruise Line Fine Dining menu features great delicacies such as Possum Stew and Possum burgers, Road-Kill BBQ, Armadillo on the Half-Shell (you get to keep the shell…makes a good hard hat to protect you from the sun or a toy for the youngins’.)

And you will find on the menu the redneck favorites, Chitlins and grits. For those who have the taste for “seafood eatin’s,” what you catch from fishing the river can be deep-fried for you as well. The river is filled with catfish, perch, crappie, bass, trout in some areas, turtles and if you are lucky you might even snatch an eel. You won’t find oysters in the river, but muscles can be substituted that you find in the shallow water.

Beer bottle chandeliers hang over each table and guest can reach right up to the chandelier to grab and open up a fresh cold beverage. The Chandelier can be specially stocked with guest choice of beverage if requested ahead of time.

Night time entertainment is provided by the cruise staff. The lower deck houses the kitchen and staff quarters.

The Upper deck features cozy bunk-beds for travelers with the aerial view of the landscape. String-of-lights made from beer cans allow for the romantic glow as you stand outside and perch over the deer horn railing. Rooms come with full size beds and the bed sheets are made of real hunter’s green or hunter’s orange camouflage material. Mounted deer heads are hung on the walls for decoration and these deer heads came from the woodlands along the river trail

For the sun-bathers, there is an extension ladder located on the second level to use to climb on to the roof of the sleep trailer. Non-skid mats are available at the Redneck gift shop on board to keep the sun-bathers from sliding off or getting burned by the hot tin roof.

Enjoy the gravel barge stop-overs for scenic tours of the wooded areas along the river. The fishing-hole stops are great for the fisherman in the family. The fish you catch can be cleaned and prepared for you by the ship’s cook.

The Ice Chest Cooler Races are challenging fun. The redneck men and redneck women teams race against each other for a "free Keg" of your choice. The races are held in wooded areas along the river on evening stops.

You can enjoy the Redneck Horseshoe Tournament held on each cruise. The winner gets to keep the toilet lid used to make the winning toss.

The first night events will include the wet-t-shirt contest for the redneck ladies and the biggest and firmest beer-gut contest for the redneck men.The Redneck Karaoke contest provides the guests a chance to cut loose and have fun.

On the last night of any cruise package includes the spectacular crawdad and fried frog legs buffet and a live performance by the band, “Bubba Buck-tooth and the Filthy Grannies.”

There will be a dance “clogging” and “square dancing” event for those who like to shake a leg on the dance floor. For the beer drinkers on the redneck cruise, the “chugging-bash” will occur right after the live music and dance. So, be ready to chug till you drop.

Call 1-111-RED-NECK or your local Redneck Travel Agency now to make reservations while packages are still available.  Use the promotional code: Grannie Clampette and you get the vibrating bed for no extra cost.

You can find Real Redneck Vacation and Events information at the links to the right. Enjoy the fun of of redneck games, camping, hiking and the great outdoors.

Vacation is a time to relax and get away from the daily grind. On a Redneck vacation you can escape from the real world for a few days and "let loose" of your inner self. Meet others who enjoy a good time in a setting where anything goes.

Take a vacation where you can wear cut-off shorts, jeans and a T-shirt. No worries about how your hair looks or what others will say or think. Relish in the freedom to sleep late or stay up all night. No deadlines, long lines, traffic jams or over-priced meals or travel expenses.

There are vacation deals for cabins on the lake or on the river side where you can enjoy the basic lifestyle. Camping site are available for the RV or to pitch a tent. You can enjoy the hikes on nature trails, fishing, hunting and a night time of gazing at the stars in the silence or the sounds of nature.

A redneck vacation for a couple, the family or group of friends is a great way to spend quality time together. So the next time you get ready to plan that weekend get away or summer vacation, make plans for a trip back to nature!