Government Bail-Out for Homeowners...Tax Dollar FEMA Trailers

American families are losing their homes to bank foreclosures due to the Economic Crisis we are going through. Loss of jobs, escalating pricing of goods, mortgage payments and the hidden mortgage rate hikes for payments has sent families packing from their Dream House to the streets.

The Government has found a way to Bailout those who are suffering from the loss of their homes. This is a historic unanimous bi-partisan agreement in the U.S. Congress.

The U.S. Government will sign a Legislative Bill-“Save American Families,” to use Tax Dollars to acquire the FEMA Trailers that were originally ordered and paid for by American Tax Dollars to build “Family Communities” with these trailers that have sit on pasture lands across America deteriorating needlessly.

Located at an airport in Hope, Arkansas, is a visible reminders of FEMA's bureaucratic problems where thousands and thousands of mobile homes and trailers are being stored. They were ordered and built to house evacuees from Katrina. However, Federal regulations forbid the use of these mobile homes on a flood plain, which makes them useless in southern Louisiana. Why did FEMA order trailers it can't use?

The FEMA Trailers will provide needed housing for the millions of Americans affected by the tragedy of the U.S. economy. At the same time, the Government hopes to save face after the bureaucratic embarrassment from the over-order of manufactured-homes after Hurricane Katrina and the inability to get these homes to the people who needed them.

The U.S. Government will also provide billion of dollars from tax dollars to Government Contractors to move these FEMA Trailers to locations where they are needed. An additional Trillion dollars will be used for the Contractors that turn these FEMA Trailers into luxury Trailer-mindiums. 

With the cost of Condominiums out of reach for so many Americas, Trailer-miniums afford those displaced from their luxurious homes to still have their social setting in the communities in which they live.

In order to curtail Government spending in the future, the Legislative Bill-"Save American Families" will also order more mobile homes at a cost of approximately a billion dollars to house all of the Congressional Members while they are in Washington, D.C. It will be hard and pain-staking for members of Congress to suffer in this type of housing. Congress members have become accustomed to a higher-class lifestyle with all the perks at taxpayers’ expense. Once the Trailers are purchased and set in place, the Government will save hundreds of millions of dollars from excluding Condominium leases it has spent monthly for the lavish lifestyle of the elected Officials.

Property next to the White House will be claimed by imminent domain orders signed by Congress. The Democratic Trailer Estates will be on one side of the White House and the Republican Trailer Estate will reside on the opposite side. These living arrangements will allow for easier interaction between the Political party members.

Cost of transportation for Congressional delegate will be minimized by the ability to walk across the White House Lawn instead of the Taxpayers’ dollars being used on limousines and chauffeurs.

The solution to the FEMA debacle of wasting Taxpayer dollars is to save Government spending on Congressional Housing Allowances and finding a place in Washington D.C. to place these manufactured homes and trailers and put up our elected Congressional Politicians in them!

Allow the Political Leaders to live in the homes that they were willing to place Americans into. If it is good enough for the American citizen, then it absolutely good enough for the politicians!

Tax payer dollars dollars wasted Daily, year after year and nothing is being done about it. I say move them all to the White House Lawn.

New Government Regulations on the Political Campaign Fund Raising has brought those in legislature to a closer connection to their local constituents. The corruption by the large Corporations, Banks and Lobbyists has been cut out of the picture.

Those who now choose to run for a Congressional seat must raise needed funds by their own means. In other words, they have to work for it themselves. Portable Campaign Roach Coaches and Political Snack Stands can be seen all over the nation for those seeking election or re-election.

Government issued GPS tracker system and recorders are installed in the Campaign Roach Coaches and Snack Stands to enforce all activity of the Politician who has filed proper papers for a Government permit to campaign. To ensure American dollars spent from this type of Campaigning, the register issued to each politician records all transactions and transmits a digital signal to the National Politician Surveillance Department.

The American people have a renewed sense of respect for those who now choose a life of service for the people in Washington. Congress of the United States of American and the men and women that make up this branch of the American Government has returned the power to the American Citizens.